terribleadventuresdotcom:

jaubaius:

This kind of bread could be dangerous because when you start eating it you won’t stop.. But it’s delicious

How to make it /youtube

oh god. oh fuck. oh jesus. fucking. oh my gosh. god damn shit fuck. oh my god. dear lord satan. christ on a bicycle. shitting shit shit fuck. son of

animatedamerican:

supervillainny:

animatedamerican:

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.

Post 1: workplace

Post 2: everywhere else

… you know what, codicil accepted

basileater:

we need to free the nipple so bad im so serious we should be so far past the point where girl children are told they have to keep their shirt on while their brothers and cousins get to run around shirtless or women shamed for breastfeeding or trans men needing top surgery to go outside shirtless without getting judged at best and arrested at worst or girls getting taken out of class for not wearing a bra like this should be a priority

sistercara:

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@firefliesneverdie​

castiellesbian:

castiellesbian:

Y'all have got to stop spreading fake news via the destiel meme, that shit needs to be an accredited source

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wickedwonderlandd:

stinkysweatymothgirl:

bimihai:

[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]

babe are you ok you reblogged the two men holding the heart geode again

They found love between a rock and a hard place

thysilus:

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mutual recognition

josiahfiles:

trying to present simple concepts that work best with a casual/unplanned atmosphere in a polished illustration

dzamie:

libraryogre:

stratfender:

this is like how people always say “oh this would kill a medieval peasant” girl you strongly underestimate the resilience of these fuckers. they would embrace your challenge with love and curiosity

And its not like gay sprang from the Feywild, fully formed, in 1968. There is a non-zero chance that Goodman John is gonna say “You meam there are people who CELEBRATE that they gargle cock? Wrap me in this strange fabric, for I, too, van be PROUD!”

[Image ID: A grey figure in the foreground, dressed in brown robes, hood down, stares at an anthro bunny dressed only in briefs (showing bulge) and heart-shaped pasties, an anthro dog in leather pants, high platform heels, and black high-cut tee, who is waving a gay pride flag, and a crowd of assorted figures in the background. The grey figure thinks to themself, “These villages are as naked as pagans… But my, what a noble banner! Like His sign of mercy at the end of the flood. Still I shall be cautious, as this may be a land where fairies dwell!” End ID.]

Also actually yeah, considering how difficult it was to get dyes back in medieval ages, seeing a bunch of people just casually having flags in many different colors would be pretty cool.

thearomanticsnake:

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Welcome back to its really hot and I’m going to murder someone

wardenapproaches:

Daily checklist of affirmations:

  1. Nothing wrong with me
  2. Nothing wrong with me
  3. Nothing wrong with me
  4. Nothing wrong with me

puirell-deactivated20221122:

puirell-deactivated20221122:

when i see pads advertised as for “night use”

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andreabandrea:

If I was a sim I would go on simblr and reblog simscourse posts like “smarp floopie in zul weanow” and send my simutual a funny post which is just a picture of a duck with a smiley face icon next to it and then I would log off and die on the floor

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